1)
Its Gertrude's 100th birthday and she's spending at home on August 12th 175 BC. She ended up in her birthday suit passed out on a moped, she claims she didn't but there is video of these happenings on the clear waters old people home surveillance footage.
2)
Thursday night September 30th Gary was walking around the streets of Arkansas and poking female elders in the bottom with his walking stick. After an hour of doing this another elder by the name of Joephine ended up drop kicking him, Gary has now learned his lesson and keeps his hands to himself.
3)
Mary Jane just got her hair cut May 7th,1930 at the barber shop in New Orleans and was very excited to show it off. After the hair cut her husband and her wanted to rent a documentary on animals for their anniversary, it didn't go as planned to say the least but they kind of got what they asked for.
4)
Lee Anne wanted to participate In this years secret santa on December 25th, 2002 at the Asylum of convicted serial killers. Lee Anne got al dazzled up and was ready to get her present, but I think she forgot something, never the less she got exactly what she wanted a workout package so that she could get buff enough to break out.
Its Gertrude's 100th birthday and she's spending at home on August 12th 175 BC. She ended up in her birthday suit passed out on a moped, she claims she didn't but there is video of these happenings on the clear waters old people home surveillance footage.
2)
Thursday night September 30th Gary was walking around the streets of Arkansas and poking female elders in the bottom with his walking stick. After an hour of doing this another elder by the name of Joephine ended up drop kicking him, Gary has now learned his lesson and keeps his hands to himself.
3)
Mary Jane just got her hair cut May 7th,1930 at the barber shop in New Orleans and was very excited to show it off. After the hair cut her husband and her wanted to rent a documentary on animals for their anniversary, it didn't go as planned to say the least but they kind of got what they asked for.
4)
Lee Anne wanted to participate In this years secret santa on December 25th, 2002 at the Asylum of convicted serial killers. Lee Anne got al dazzled up and was ready to get her present, but I think she forgot something, never the less she got exactly what she wanted a workout package so that she could get buff enough to break out.
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